So, where are the doomsayers saying Family is DOOMED and etc? Because our combination guerilla-tactics and our ZC tactics have been winning us battles and accumulating gear. Under the tactics of Blasma Khan we have been outwitting our feeble-minded foes. With my shotgun ours foes are thrown away from our clay.
Many noobs are training hard under Apollo Creed's watchful eye, pumping iron and doing assigs to the sound of "Eye of the Tiger". Veteran donations and advice ensure their continued sucess as guns and ammo flow to their hands. More dead vtecs, lawyers and BBs have dying to our hands and having their obviously stolen proprierty given to better, more rightful owners. Our elite members become better and stronger every day. Some of our members are so elite that I hear two of them are capable of overcoming ten times their numbers in vtec!
Once the current batch of noobs is molded into members of the elite Family fighting forces, we will have, according to my calculations, 20+ new elite fighters fit for ZC. I also believe that according to my sources, The Family will gain some strong reinforcements soon.
If current growth rate continues, Family will have around 30 or 40 elite fighters by the end of the month.
We accept surrender declarations bellow the dotted line. Those who surrender and defect will be allowed to keep their gear.
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