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How to Shoot people Guide!
« on: August 30, 2014, 02:47:57 PM »
Firstly, you ask them kindly to stand still and not move.
Then Secondly; you ready up your weapon!
And thirdly....?????
Finally; Bottle Caps.
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2014, 03:25:09 PM »
Quote from: SirTrus on August 30, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
Firstly, you ask them kindly to stand still and not move.
Then Secondly; you ready up your weapon!
And thirdly....?????
Finally; Bottle Caps.

Okok I know this one, after you ready the weapon you pull the little shiny trigger and then BOOM.....Your gun blows up in your face. Then bottle caps for the enemy. xp
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2014, 06:25:08 PM »
You accidentally science your weapon, and sell the parts for caps.
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2014, 04:10:15 PM »
Uhm....what
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2014, 08:19:19 PM »
Dammit, you're doing it wrong!
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2014, 12:30:23 AM »
Firstly, you ask them kindly to stand still and not move.
Then Secondly; you ready up your weapon!
And thirdly' You put your gun to your chin and pull the trigger because you realize that he's too op for you and you don't want to give him the pleasure of strangling the life from you
Finally; Bottle Caps. (for him)
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2014, 06:33:40 AM »
what if you carry minigun...???
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2014, 07:19:49 AM »
Then you politely ask your target to shoot you using your favourite friend. What's so hard?
Friendship always comes in handy.
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2014, 07:25:18 AM »
What is this nonsense? I was seriously trying to learn how to shoot someone!
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2014, 10:49:59 AM »
shooting is very easy just aim and pull the trigger
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2014, 11:03:22 AM »
Quote from: Frost on September 05, 2014, 10:49:59 AM
shooting is very easy just aim and pull the trigger


Man, sometimes it's not as easy.
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2014, 11:07:28 AM »
Quote from: Myakot on September 05, 2014, 11:03:22 AM
Quote from: Frost on September 05, 2014, 10:49:59 AM
shooting is very easy just aim and pull the trigger
that right but i mean when you unarmed....


Man, sometimes it's not as easy.
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2014, 12:36:32 PM »
Quote from: Myakot on September 05, 2014, 11:03:22 AM
*gif*
Man, sometimes it's not as easy.

Hah!! That's epic. Hopefully I'm not having that kind of luck in-game.
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Re: How to Shoot people Guide!
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2014, 12:44:44 PM »
lool that luck +12
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