To make up to you for not using paragraphs i decided to rewrite my story.
Once upon a time there was a game called Ashes of Phoenix. I was informed about the game from GlowTrotter and Paragon. After some while i decided to check it out, when i created new character i have joined the faction called Lawyers, to bring justice to all the trash of the wastelands. The game came out to be quite boring, there were many flaws, a lot of teamkilling, the fighting system was unbalanced. I have assisted in bringing justice to many of my fellow Lawyers who decided to spy and betray our faction, but after some time of cleaning the useless players i decided to give it a break.
My pause from the game lasted 2 months. I came back to game to see that the clan of APK players i was in wanted to move to Vtec faction. I have went to scout. After checking all 3 other factions i realized that the Family had much better players, while Vtecs had Knights of the Wastelands. I believe i have no need to tell you readers what's the gameplay skill of KotW. It was to say at the very least not good enough. My extensive intelligence report was ignored and thus the clan and I moved to Vtecs. I had to constantly tell them on mumble how bad they were and they did not follow all of the commands. People should learn to absolutely obey the orders, but it was not the case, as they lost the ability of humans - learning.
I have decided it's time for a change, this state could not go on. How could one such as myself play with them.
Created new character in the faction Family. Since i was still in the Vtec, i decided to use that one to my advantage. I spied on my old allies - new enemies so that i could gain the advantage in battles. I always knew what they were coming with and was able to prepare and tell whole Family what to expect. The fights were so easy and enjoyable. I liked the slaughter of the vermin. But alas not all of them agreed to this glorious strategy. The faction Brahmin Boys that we were allied with was looting all the equipment in almost all our battled. Damn thiefs.
The battles were piece of cake, sending the weak players first and acting as meat shields while we hugged the glory and performed surprise attacks from flanks. Me and my friend Courier were literally destroying them, he was playing as sniper sneaker and i was distracting them with melee, it was a great combination. We pissed at our enemies corpses.
At some point i decided to voice out my objections about Brahmin Boys, this stealing of equipment had to stop, they contributed nothing to the battle, fighting with melee and coming half-naked. Thats when it all started, they didn't seem to like what i told them. The Brahmin Boys started to attack me when i was alone, but obviously they were no match for me even when ganging up on me.
One day when Brahmin Boys frustration came to it's peak they decided to gang up on me during one of Zone Control actions. I remember it very clearly, they attacked me when i was defending the house from possible sneakers of the Vtecs and they came at me with 5 people. I died, but i took down 2 of them.
This state could not go on, while i had to fend off both the Vtecs and Brahmin Boys, i have decided to leave them and join back to the Lawyers faction. This was done with the help of my friend Courier, we created a plot to make everyone think that the two of us were mortal enemies and I left the family because i didn't like him. Thus such false story was fed to the Lawyers and i was accepted into their ranks.
The following month was glorious. After some time i always fought at least 2 enemies at once, never did enemy came alone at me, hah smart move. There was none to match my power, but how long can you play alone and keep killing the weaklings. Well i started to socialize with the rest of those mediocre Lawyers. They were painfully weak, but an idea came to my mind. Why should i switch to other faction again if i can use them as cannon fodder to train my commanding skills.
It was the right thing to do. Most of the time i used them as meatshield to position myself in such way that i could deal great amounts of damage to enemies. Thanks to that there wasn't a damn soul who didn't know me in the server.
After some time i realized that there was too much of boring work to be done related to leading. Then i came up with the brilliant idea of shifting that responsibility to someone else, his name was Alex or something like that, the fool never saw it coming.
Then again i was enlightened with other brilliant long term plan. To cheat my way into the ranks of Vtecs yet again, so that i can refresh my knowledge about their tactics and skill. Since the Family and Brahmin Boys were still in alliance, i suggested Vtecs to make a pact of non-agression to each other if any of our sides encounters that Alliance. The blue monkeys never thought that it was all a plot just to make them lower their guards to potential spies in their ranks, thus my infiltration went on smoothly.
Time went on and i was quite happy. One day the guy from New Order clan showed up. His nickname was WindRunner. He was quite good player and decent commander, it was refreshing to see someone being able to do something in during fights, besides me.
All good things must end, so Alex left, i shifted the boring leadership to WindRunner. In meantime my friend Courier came to Lawyers, i was happy to see such decent player here.
At some point i realized that players called Matthew, Thomas, Naossano, Anza and few others that are not worthy of mention, they were in reality Vtec spies. I informed of this discovery Grand Bill King, who kicked them from squads, served them right for betraying faction. But i had to be sure that there are no more spies. Thus i came up with the plan. First thing i did was to start teamkilling my friend Courier, if he could be stepping stone to this plan i didn't hesitate to use him. So the consequences were that i was kicked from squad, all went as planned. I have spread the false word of Courier's betrayal to other factions, while at same time gaining favor of the spies that were in Lawyers.
With the boosted reputation i had no problem getting into ranks of Vtecs and new Lawyers squad (the one with Matthew and Thoman). This was the time when i worked to figure out who's in which faction and who more was spying. I started to play both as Vtec and Lawyer.
There was this one player Caboose who always badmouthed me, so i decided to constantly spy on him using my fake Vtec character and kill him while he was defenceless in dungeons. That was very enjoyable, but the camping in toilets for him was little bit boring.
Some time laters, number of Lawyers fell down and i have noticed that Family numbers grew. It was time to join them and swarm some Lawyers for amusement. Thus i created new character Tsunami and played hidden with them, they never knew it was me.
One day i felt betrayed by Game-Master who discovered that Tsunami was in fact Hellmai, but i was smarter and quicker. I fed family and other factions some lies how that character is my brother's and i never used it again to prevent loss of my reputation.
The days went on and i enjoyed always playing on the winning side, using my multifunctioning.
Things got rather dull after some time, so i decided to refresh things and make fun of Caboose by creating new character in Vtec, called Speedy. It was very enjoyable to sabotage their fights. To make things more fun i even got into their mumble. It was the best time during my whole encounter with Ashes of Phoenix.
But as i said before, the good things never last and i was forced to leave my country thus leaving the game. As my last ditch of effort to poke Lawyers in the eye, i gave access to all my characters to enemy faction so that they can spy on Lawyers, it was priceless to imagine their expressions.