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my Xtreme Pruffessonal review
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:20:51 AM »

Fallout Online, ashes of Pheonix is one of the countless Fonline games to come out(there, i fixed it), this one promises us something diffirent than a random asshole running up to you with a minigun and shooting your guts off with you having to create 50 diffirent characters to enjoy the game to the fullest, and it does the roleplay just fine by including , you guessed it, FACTIONS!
there are 4 factions present, The Brahminboys, a bunch of rednecks all called Skitter, The Vault Techers, dudes who never left the vault and have an infinite supply of guns with them, the Lawyer agency, some dudes with fancy suits, and my favourite: the Family, basically, the italian mafia

so, my adventure began and i had decided to create a roleplay character called Dimitri Krakov, his ancestors were from a land called Russia, they had managed to sneak their way into a vault right before the bombs dropped, he grew up in a place called San Fransico, so dimitri started his (extremely laggy) adventure by obtaining a holodisk that contained information about a place called pheonix where there is lots of guns and supplies, on his towards Pheonix he for some reason, had a gun and a knife with him with 30 bullets, he had discovered that this road is inhabited by Radscorpions and Geckos, okay , cool, i thought, as i murdered my first horde of radscorpions with my gun and a spear i found next to a dead vault dweller, i advanced and found a tribal laying on the ground barely breathing, i had decided to help him since, luckily i had a healing powder with me and when he woke up , guess what he gave me? 2 healing power sacks

like, WHY?
if he had healing powder why would he need me to use mine on him?
anyways as i continued i found a sweet house with a ghoul standing next to it, the ghoul didn't mind me strolling into his house opening his chest and taking all his shit and afterwards helping him against geckos (even though he took them all out by himself while i ran for my life), so he had rewarded me with some cool shit and directions

i proceeded to find a place with giant molerats, i also found a ppunk girl who needed help to retrieve somethng from a molerat cave, she gave me a stealth boy to sneak my way through, but someho i got disconnected, so i decided to go to sleep anyways, as for the next day i didn't play at all

but, in the third day, i started off again only to find out that the devs had removed the starting area and i was in an abandoned city, i talked to some dude who had robot guards and he told me that i won't leave unless i join a faction, taking the sane decision, i joined the family, i took a caravan to our family hotel, i entered by the junkyard and found a few cool people, a guy who sold cheap weapons and ammo in exchange for junk and other cheap weapons and ammo, so i traded al lthe shit i got from the ghoul's house for an AK 47 with 300 rounds, and i regret it, anyways, a while later i found another dude who had better shit which was obviously more expensive, he also didn't take junk so the sanest decision was buying rom the leather jacket idiot, i also found a guy who told me to kill 10 golden geckos, yeaah right, like that would ever happen, i also found another guy who needed a prostitute, i still didn't get him one,, i then entered the family house, there seemed to be some pretty shitty jobs to get, a night kin wanted me to get him a radio, a platoon leader needed an infinite collection of sunglasses, so i went up to the second floor and got my room reserfved, only to find out it had a "major" rat problem, turns out it was only one rat, of course i could have payed for an actual room but i didn't have enough caps , after getting my room and registering it, i took it to the core and started collecting shit repeattedly, dying and repeating, until lat one pointi  had grouped up with Jimmy the Sunder dude, a guy who refers to himself by Komrade, Tyler the crafter, a guy by the last name Hill, 2 S.T.A.L.K.E.R fans , a Stribe imposter a latina who calls herself La Muerte , and we wnet on some Mine defense duty, i wasn't really helpful becuase i had a shitty gun and and a super baseball bat, soo i received my mine scripts and went to the core, there i saw a Brahmin boy who attacked me with his lazer pistol, so i did the right thing and bashed him with my baseball bat to teach him that violence doesn't solve shit and that he's an  asshole, so he ran away, sweet, right? then i went back to the hotel and stored my stuff in my room, i then went back to the core to find a huge mountain of loot, probabl fro man earlier battle, so i grabbed everything and ran for my life, then it got good , i had 3 combat armors, an FN FAL a hunting rifle, a double barrel, 3 pistols and leather armor, taking the sane decision i stored most of those in my room, then i took a C grade assignment without realising it, i was only LEVEL 2!!!!!, so yeah, i died over and over, kpet losing my shit then got it all back and snuck my way out , it was difficult because i had previously traded my stealth boy for FN FAL ammo ,  Tyler the Crafter and Komrade decided to help me on this assignment, but for some reaosn, the waypoint dissapeared, so i went and cancelled it , i was told there were not other assignments right now , oh , cool,  i thought, so i went to try and take the Whorehouse (that's what we call the Warehouse now) along with some other people and we got brutaly murdered

so yeah, should you paly this game?

ABSOLUTELY
« Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 03:49:57 AM by Captain Chilly »
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Re: my Xtreme Pruffessonal review
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2014, 01:50:50 PM »

Fallout Online, ashes of Pheonix is the third Fonline game to come out,

Well you started off with an incorrect statement.. should we continue!?

Fonline2238
Fonline2
Fonline TLA
Fonline TLA MKII
Fonline Reloaded
Fonline AoP
Fonline Australia

List goes on...
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Re: my Xtreme Pruffessonal review
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 05:59:57 PM »

He is also a team killing thief, So there is that
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Re: my Xtreme Pruffessonal review
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2014, 06:04:07 PM »

He is also a team killing thief, So there is that

In game name?
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Re: my Xtreme Pruffessonal review
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 09:26:09 PM »

Stopped reading at "3rd fonline game" wow man, just wow ^^.
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Re: my Xtreme Pruffessonal review
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2014, 03:43:19 AM »

excuse you, i did not kill any teammates, i happened to find the remains of a messed up battle and i picked shit up along with 2 other people

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Re: my Xtreme Pruffessonal review
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2014, 10:34:23 AM »

Fallout Online, ashes of Pheonix is the third Fonline game to come out,

Well you started off with an incorrect statement.. should we continue!?

Fonline2238
Fonline2
Fonline TLA
Fonline TLA MKII
Fonline Reloaded
Fonline AoP
Fonline Australia

List goes on...

http://fodev.net/status/

but there are not all servers/projects/games. Add:
FOnline: Desert Europe
FOnline: Tactics
2238 clones, TLA clones and more, more, more.

So dude fix your review where you put in on websites/forums because you dont talk everything.
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