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[Feervich]

[Blasma]
Oh, I didn’t see it coming... but it came in a can. Now my sweet sons' been sprayed into men.

Old Spice (Psshh Psshh) sprayed a man out of my sons.

Now they're owning all my lawyer's and they're not done.

Old Spice, made a man out of my sons', now they smell like men, and we form alliances like puds.

[Old Spice Whistle]

Spoiler for Hiden:

I'm no lyricist, but I gave it a go.

[blasma khan]

Hypocritical lyrics

[Gimper]

Hypocritical lyrics

Don't even get me started on hypocrites.....
Mister lawyer hater, what happened to "Lawyers are slack-jawed idiots" or "Lawyers have no tact or skill"? You're the hypocrite! Trying to run to the stronger team because you thought the family was dying. Well look at us now traitor! It takes all 3 factions allied just to beat us in a fight. WE ARE THE SUPERPOWER!!!

PS: You're welcome for that Electric bolt to your face last night. I loved the smell of your ashes smoldering beneath my feet.

[blasma khan]

You wish to start an argument over this player-friendly game? Okay.

1. I never said so about Lawyers. Or any factions in particular. Not even V-Tec because they even have organized player-groups within.
2. The reason I joined Lawyers wasn't because Family's inferior numbers, players, etc.
3. That screen is 8v16-20 (if you want to count their reinforcements), looks like you are far to go to become a "superpower". 

[Feervich]

You really hated lawyers. That battle was a massacre, and it was pretty funny. Testing a new spot has its disadvantages. Of course we don't win all the time, but why would I edit that in? It's more about you, the self styled "Blasma Khan" who left the instant another leader showed up. You couldn't stand not being the best leader, so you left and joined the dirty grey masses, where you are even more obscure and unimportant. My poor foolish Ballsma. Instead of working on your leadership skills, you ditched your compatriots. What a Khan! pfft.

[Gimper]

1. You sir, are lying. you absolutely did say all of that and MORE.
2. Well then do tell. Why did you quit? Let me guess, you just wanted a change in scenery?
3. It seems that you (eight) couldn't beat us though, since you had to get all of the factions united to defeat us ONCE.
Congrats on the 1/6 ratio. Yer teh bess.

Hopefully tonight there will be more actions and less exploiting though. Since you all love to do the faux fight exploit, maybe you will need only 2 of the 3 factions to gang up this time.

(If anyone is interested in knowing, the Faux Fight is when 1 faction starts a timer on a zone, then the other complying faction walks in for a moment, gets on the score board, then walks off so the first faction gets the zone instantly.)

[rickroy]

I only have respect for Blasma Khan. And that battle was awesome LOL, somehow I knew it was you behind the gun. That was a god damn massacre.

~Bold

[blasma khan]

I wasn't using the miniguns, I was pretty minor in that battle infact. 

[Smalltime]

maybe you will need only 2 of the 3 factions to gang up this time.

You overestimate the involvement of the other factions. 4 V-tech came to help, as there were no v-tech players online to contest.
I doubt Brahmin boys came to HELP.

WE ARE THE SUPERPOWER!!!

You are joking. Play during euro prime time, and see how super your power is.
You are fighting skeleton crews of the other factions, do not be so silly.

[Niamak]

Faux Fight tactic best tactic

[Feervich]

Asking Americans to play during Euro prime time is the same as asking Euros to play during American prime time. That's not how timezones work.
and ZBSDennis, windrunner, and that crew is not the lawyer skeleton crew. They are your best players.

[Gimper]

Faux Fight tactic best tactic

It's an exploit.. AKA cheating. It's the worst tactic.

[Smalltime]

Asking Americans to play during Euro prime time is the same as asking Euros to play during American prime time. That's not how timezones work.
and ZBSDennis, windrunner, and that crew is not the lawyer skeleton crew. They are your best players.

You are implying that I am a lawyer, which I am not.
I am also from the U.S., so I understand how annoying the timezone differences are.
Do you honestly disagree with me when I say that a faction that can only compete when the others can't, shouldn't claim to be better than those they cannot fight?
The great equalizer, is the weekends. On the weekends, we all get to play together. (My faction was not in this battle, hint hint)
That's what happened here:

(Family shows up around 6:30)

Granted however, you guys weren't at full force. However, having seen your full force (because oldspice streams everything,) do you believe that you could match up against these guys? If the answer is yes, then I guess you can say "WE ARE THE SUPERPOWER!!!" and feel in the right doing so.
I just find it all a bit silly.

[VVish]

and ZBSDennis, windrunner, and that crew is not the lawyer skeleton crew. They are your best players.

It was only our team in that fight. And you forgot Billy, he'll avenge that.

Asking Americans to play during Euro prime time is the same as asking Euros to play during American prime time. That's not how timezones work.

You don't need to ask us, we're sometimes playing during midnight to see Family, actually.

[Nunn]

As someone said earlier, we where testing spots to see how useful they where, obviously that spot was fish in a barrel esq due to windows which we have run foul off a few times.
When in better positions we have done a great deal better.

[Feervich]

@smalltime
We would definitely match up, would we win? Depends on the situation. Every faction claims to be the best, of course it doesn't make it true. The video is unimpressive. Maybe you should note my posts are directed towards Ballsmas stance of tucking tail and leaving. There is nothing wrong with cheering your faction. Do you confront every cheerleader you see and break down why it is silly they claim their team is the best? Just roll your eyes next time, and know that every statement doesn't have to be entirely accurate.

@Windrunner
I'm sure he will.

[blasma khan]

Beware trolls! Flaming, trolling and speaking bullshit to taunt your opponents won't be tolerated more here than anywhere else on this forum. Please behave.

This thread should be closed now.

[cirn0]

I saw the whole thing.

[Feervich]

Beware trolls! Flaming, trolling and speaking bullshit to taunt your opponents won't be tolerated more here than anywhere else on this forum. Please behave.

This thread should be closed now.

I consider the main commander of a faction betraying his men as a major political event. This is neither flaming, trolling, or bullshit. Everyone should know that Blasma is not to be trusted. The thread did get derailed on petty squabbling though. and Cirn0 saw it!

[blasma khan]

Beware trolls! Flaming, trolling and speaking bullshit to taunt your opponents won't be tolerated more here than anywhere else on this forum. Please behave.

This thread should be closed now.

I consider the main commander of a faction betraying his men as a major political event. This is neither flaming, trolling, or bullshit. Everyone should know that Blasma is not to be trusted. The thread did get derailed on petty squabbling though. and Cirn0 saw it!

Well, if you decide all of your and Gimper's words as evidence, you can go ahead and call it "not bullshit".

Indeed, I left that faction, don't understand why you chose to make a thread entirely to provoke me as I left no influence on the Family.