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Title: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 02:54:18 AM: [Blasma]
Oh, I didn’t see it coming... but it came in a can. Now my sweet sons' been sprayed into men.

Old Spice (Psshh Psshh) sprayed a man out of my sons.

Now they're owning all my lawyer's and they're not done.

Old Spice, made a man out of my sons', now they smell like men, and we form alliances like puds.

[Old Spice Whistle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiulXuIGXF0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiulXuIGXF0)
I'm no lyricist, but I gave it a go.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 10:31:35 AM: Hypocritical lyrics

(http://i.imgur.com/hPvMo8M.jpg)
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Gimper on September 30, 2014, 10:45:47 AM: Quote from: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 10:31:35 AM
Hypocritical lyrics
Don't even get me started on hypocrites.....
Mister lawyer hater, what happened to "Lawyers are slack-jawed idiots" or "Lawyers have no tact or skill"? You're the hypocrite! Trying to run to the stronger team because you thought the family was dying. Well look at us now traitor! It takes all 3 factions allied just to beat us in a fight. WE ARE THE SUPERPOWER!!!

PS: You're welcome for that Electric bolt to your face last night. I loved the smell of your ashes smoldering beneath my feet.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 11:09:04 AM: You wish to start an argument over this player-friendly game? Okay.

1. I never said so about Lawyers. Or any factions in particular. Not even V-Tec because they even have organized player-groups within.
2. The reason I joined Lawyers wasn't because Family's inferior numbers, players, etc.
3. That screen is 8v16-20 (if you want to count their reinforcements), looks like you are far to go to become a "superpower". ;D
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 11:43:30 AM: You really hated lawyers. That battle was a massacre, and it was pretty funny. Testing a new spot has its disadvantages. Of course we don't win all the time, but why would I edit that in? It's more about you, the self styled "Blasma Khan" who left the instant another leader showed up. You couldn't stand not being the best leader, so you left and joined the dirty grey masses, where you are even more obscure and unimportant. My poor foolish Ballsma. Instead of working on your leadership skills, you ditched your compatriots. What a Khan! pfft.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Gimper on September 30, 2014, 11:46:54 AM: 1. You sir, are lying. you absolutely did say all of that and MORE.
2. Well then do tell. Why did you quit? Let me guess, you just wanted a change in scenery?
3. It seems that you (eight) couldn't beat us though, since you had to get all of the factions united to defeat us ONCE.
Congrats on the 1/6 ratio. Yer teh bess.

Hopefully tonight there will be more actions and less exploiting though. Since you all love to do the faux fight exploit, maybe you will need only 2 of the 3 factions to gang up this time.

(If anyone is interested in knowing, the Faux Fight is when 1 faction starts a timer on a zone, then the other complying faction walks in for a moment, gets on the score board, then walks off so the first faction gets the zone instantly.)
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: rickroy on September 30, 2014, 11:55:27 AM: I only have respect for Blasma Khan. And that battle was awesome LOL, somehow I knew it was you behind the gun. That was a god damn massacre.

~Bold
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 11:59:13 AM: I wasn't using the miniguns, I was pretty minor in that battle infact. :)
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Smalltime on September 30, 2014, 12:14:53 PM: Quote from: Gimper on September 30, 2014, 11:46:54 AM
maybe you will need only 2 of the 3 factions to gang up this time.
You overestimate the involvement of the other factions. 4 V-tech came to help, as there were no v-tech players online to contest.
I doubt Brahmin boys came to HELP.
Quote from: Gimper
WE ARE THE SUPERPOWER!!!
You are joking. Play during euro prime time, and see how super your power is.
You are fighting skeleton crews of the other factions, do not be so silly.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Niamak on September 30, 2014, 12:21:11 PM: Faux Fight tactic best tactic
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 01:33:30 PM: Asking Americans to play during Euro prime time is the same as asking Euros to play during American prime time. That's not how timezones work.
and ZBSDennis, windrunner, and that crew is not the lawyer skeleton crew. They are your best players.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Gimper on September 30, 2014, 03:23:50 PM: Quote from: Niamak on September 30, 2014, 12:21:11 PM
Faux Fight tactic best tactic
It's an exploit.. AKA cheating. It's the worst tactic.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Smalltime on September 30, 2014, 03:41:44 PM: Quote from: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 01:33:30 PM
Asking Americans to play during Euro prime time is the same as asking Euros to play during American prime time. That's not how timezones work.
and ZBSDennis, windrunner, and that crew is not the lawyer skeleton crew. They are your best players.
You are implying that I am a lawyer, which I am not.
I am also from the U.S., so I understand how annoying the timezone differences are.
Do you honestly disagree with me when I say that a faction that can only compete when the others can't, shouldn't claim to be better than those they cannot fight?
The great equalizer, is the weekends. On the weekends, we all get to play together. (My faction was not in this battle, hint hint)
That's what happened here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myaXmYT0SNk
(Family shows up around 6:30)

Granted however, you guys weren't at full force. However, having seen your full force (because oldspice streams everything,) do you believe that you could match up against these guys? If the answer is yes, then I guess you can say "WE ARE THE SUPERPOWER!!!" and feel in the right doing so.
I just find it all a bit silly.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: VVish on September 30, 2014, 05:19:59 PM: Quote from: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 01:33:30 PM
and ZBSDennis, windrunner, and that crew is not the lawyer skeleton crew. They are your best players.
It was only our team in that fight. And you forgot Billy, he'll avenge that.

Quote from: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 01:33:30 PM
Asking Americans to play during Euro prime time is the same as asking Euros to play during American prime time. That's not how timezones work.
You don't need to ask us, we're sometimes playing during midnight to see Family, actually.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Nunn on September 30, 2014, 07:04:47 PM: Quote from: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 10:31:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hPvMo8M.jpg)

As someone said earlier, we where testing spots to see how useful they where, obviously that spot was fish in a barrel esq due to windows which we have run foul off a few times.
When in better positions we have done a great deal better.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 07:29:51 PM: @smalltime
We would definitely match up, would we win? Depends on the situation. Every faction claims to be the best, of course it doesn't make it true. The video is unimpressive. Maybe you should note my posts are directed towards Ballsmas stance of tucking tail and leaving. There is nothing wrong with cheering your faction. Do you confront every cheerleader you see and break down why it is silly they claim their team is the best? Just roll your eyes next time, and know that every statement doesn't have to be entirely accurate.

@Windrunner
I'm sure he will.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 07:33:39 PM: Quote
Beware trolls! Flaming, trolling and speaking bullshit to taunt your opponents won't be tolerated more here than anywhere else on this forum. Please behave.

This thread should be closed now.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: cirn0 on September 30, 2014, 09:04:04 PM: I saw the whole thing.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 09:26:18 PM: Quote from: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 07:33:39 PM
Quote
Beware trolls! Flaming, trolling and speaking bullshit to taunt your opponents won't be tolerated more here than anywhere else on this forum. Please behave.

This thread should be closed now.

I consider the main commander of a faction betraying his men as a major political event. This is neither flaming, trolling, or bullshit. Everyone should know that Blasma is not to be trusted. The thread did get derailed on petty squabbling though. and Cirn0 saw it!
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 09:39:02 PM: Quote from: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 09:26:18 PM
Quote from: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 07:33:39 PM
Quote
Beware trolls! Flaming, trolling and speaking bullshit to taunt your opponents won't be tolerated more here than anywhere else on this forum. Please behave.

This thread should be closed now.

I consider the main commander of a faction betraying his men as a major political event. This is neither flaming, trolling, or bullshit. Everyone should know that Blasma is not to be trusted. The thread did get derailed on petty squabbling though. and Cirn0 saw it!

Well, if you decide all of your and Gimper's words as evidence, you can go ahead and call it "not bullshit".

Indeed, I left that faction, don't understand why you chose to make a thread entirely to provoke me as I left no influence on the Family.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: faopcurious on September 30, 2014, 09:42:02 PM: Force blasma to join brahmin boys!
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Gimper on October 01, 2014, 08:18:10 AM: Quote from: cirn0 on September 30, 2014, 09:04:04 PM
I saw the whole thing.

Did you?! Good, then you know about the exploit? Because it's a total game-breaker, that one is....
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: FrankenStone on October 01, 2014, 01:14:44 PM: blasma is that you from nevada ?
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: MARXMAN on October 01, 2014, 05:20:45 PM: Quote from: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 09:39:02 PM
Quote from: Feervich on September 30, 2014, 09:26:18 PM
Quote from: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 07:33:39 PM
Quote
Beware trolls! Flaming, trolling and speaking bullshit to taunt your opponents won't be tolerated more here than anywhere else on this forum. Please behave.

This thread should be closed now.

I consider the main commander of a faction betraying his men as a major political event. This is neither flaming, trolling, or bullshit. Everyone should know that Blasma is not to be trusted. The thread did get derailed on petty squabbling though. and Cirn0 saw it!

Well, if you decide all of your and Gimper's words as evidence, you can go ahead and call it "not bullshit".

Indeed, I left that faction, don't understand why you chose to make a thread entirely to provoke me as I left no influence on the Family.

He made a thread because the family is disappointed. We already have too few leaders as it is, and then you decide to switch to one of the "winning" teams.

And forming a ZC squad/raid squad almost every night isn't "no influence".
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: blasma khan on October 01, 2014, 05:58:36 PM: Do I really have to tell you why I left? Why are you guys so obsessed with my resignation? I'm sure there are those who don't really care, but really.

I left because:
1. Hawks, and other friends were in Lawyers.
2. My position of leader was taken, so I left as it was boring. Nothing against the new leader or anything.
3. There is about +100% more action/PvP in Lawyers, as in Family it was hiding in a building and dying, then rage quitting.

You have a proper leader, aka Mushroom.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Gimper on October 01, 2014, 07:54:58 PM: Quote from: blasma khan on October 01, 2014, 05:58:36 PM
1. Hawks, and other friends were in Lawyers.
2. My position of leader was taken, so I left as it was boring. Nothing against the new leader or anything.

Well then I ask politely, please tell me,
1. Why you didn't START in the Lawyers if your buddies were there?
2. Are you the leader in the Lawyers? If not, then your point is irrelevant.

Also, I would have still followed under your command even when the other dudes showed up. But now, you just proved how disloyal you really are, leaving your ~~friends~~ ACQUAINTANCES so easily and betraying their trust. You sir, are a traitor.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: blasma khan on October 01, 2014, 08:20:31 PM: 1. Hawks late start.
2. ....what? You make no sense. At least read to the point I left Lawyers properly, which wasn't because I desired to join the winning side.

I care less for your dramatic nonsense, you guys are really victimizing yourselves over some pixels.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Gimper on October 01, 2014, 08:24:28 PM: Quote from: blasma khan on October 01, 2014, 08:20:31 PM
2. ....what? You make no sense. At least read to the point I left Lawyers properly, which wasn't because I desired to join the winning side.

No I mean where you said you left because your position of leader was taken and you were bored. If you aren't leader of the Lawyers now, then what's the difference?
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Smalltime on October 01, 2014, 09:04:34 PM: Quote from: Gimper on October 01, 2014, 08:24:28 PM
Quote from: blasma khan on October 01, 2014, 08:20:31 PM
2. ....what? You make no sense. At least read to the point I left Lawyers properly, which wasn't because I desired to join the winning side.

No I mean where you said you left because your position of leader was taken and you were bored. If you aren't leader of the Lawyers now, then what's the difference?

You can't actually be a leader of a faction in AoP.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: hell on October 01, 2014, 10:21:46 PM: Quote from: Smalltime on October 01, 2014, 09:04:34 PM
You can't actually be a leader of a faction in AoP.

OFC you can. Players will always follow a strong Leader.
And players is what makes faction.

Blasma is way too good for family noobs.
We have him now, deal with it.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Stem Sunders on October 01, 2014, 10:42:24 PM: I've been watching this thread and while the original post made me chuckle.
The stuff that follows makes me laugh out so very loud.

It is hilarious...

#Embarrassyourfactiontoday
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Stem Sunders on October 01, 2014, 10:57:38 PM: Quote from: Gimper on September 30, 2014, 10:45:47 AM
Quote from: blasma khan on September 30, 2014, 10:31:35 AM

WE ARE THE SUPERPOWER!!!

Gimper...You know how I love my family. However winning a few skirmishes, setting up some ambushes and destroying a few enemy core patrols doesn't make us a "superpower".

Your response to this thread actually makes me feel a little embarrassed. I dont know why you even reared up to it.
You can't throw claims like that around and expect to be taken seriously.
Especially when you and I both know we cant back it up. I say WE, because when you make a claim like that I'm included and so are the others.

We have easily won fights/battles/skirmishes before, we have also been crushed just as easily.

And, its just a game brah....

Now, come take my hard earned caps you filthy dealer, If I don't win this time I'm calling shenanigans :p
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Deathproof on October 01, 2014, 11:50:42 PM: If you were a true followers you would follow your leader in his steps and still be under his command.

Blasma Khan ! Blasma Khan ! Blasma Khan !

(P.S. Its a videogame, let the man play whatever he wants, I can't believe someone actually managed to create a drama out of this....)
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Stem Sunders on October 01, 2014, 11:52:02 PM: Quote from: Deathproof on October 01, 2014, 11:50:42 PM

(P.S. Its a videogame, let the man play whatever he wants, I can't believe someone actually managed to create a drama out of this....)

It has been making me chuckle for a few hours :p
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: blasma khan on October 01, 2014, 11:55:54 PM: Quote from: Gimper on October 01, 2014, 08:24:28 PM
Quote from: blasma khan on October 01, 2014, 08:20:31 PM
2. ....what? You make no sense. At least read to the point I left Lawyers properly, which wasn't because I desired to join the winning side.

No I mean where you said you left because your position of leader was taken and you were bored. If you aren't leader of the Lawyers now, then what's the difference?

So I leave a faction as an ex-leader and must be a leader of another one? No, you have no wisdom!

I was only commanding Family forces mainly because no one was there to install any strategy to our intense PvP actions.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: maszrum on October 02, 2014, 03:54:01 AM: Comon leave guy alone. His friends are playing in other faction, enough explanation. However its kinda disapoining by Hawks to join biggest faction instead help keep balance on server.

I understand lack of PvP action for active player might be frustrating. Yesterday We were looking for one guy to start timer for 30minutes! Everyone was scared to go :)
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Komrade on October 02, 2014, 06:58:12 AM: Quote from: maszrum on October 02, 2014, 03:54:01 AM
I understand lack of PvP action for active player might be frustrating. Yesterday We were looking for one guy to start timer for 30minutes! Everyone was scared to go :)

No one was scared we were hunting already at the core.
Also zc get boring after a while, but hunting never gets old or boring and it is pvp.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Feervich on October 02, 2014, 07:00:49 AM: He has changed the reason why he left twice in this thread, and listed another the night he left.
SERPENT!
I think 80mushrooms poles will help all our daytime/euro-night players be more active in ZC. I know him from being in the brahmin boys, but people in the family are slow to trust a leader.... for obvious reasons!
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on October 02, 2014, 08:10:30 AM: Quote from: Feervich on October 02, 2014, 07:00:49 AM
He has changed the reason why he left twice in this thread, and listed another the night he left.
SERPENT!
I think 80mushrooms poles will help all our daytime/euro-night players be more active in ZC. I know him from being in the brahmin boys, but people in the family are slow to trust a leader.... for obvious reasons!
He ragequit brahmin boys and moved to family cause hard to communicate with ruskies in BB from what I heard
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Myakot on October 02, 2014, 08:15:42 AM: Quote from: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on October 02, 2014, 08:10:30 AM
Quote from: Feervich on October 02, 2014, 07:00:49 AM
He has changed the reason why he left twice in this thread, and listed another the night he left.
SERPENT!
I think 80mushrooms poles will help all our daytime/euro-night players be more active in ZC. I know him from being in the brahmin boys, but people in the family are slow to trust a leader.... for obvious reasons!
He ragequit brahmin boys and moved to family cause hard to communicate with ruskies in BB from what I heard
There were 2 leaders in a faction in the same teamspeak with different flow of thoughts, that pretty much says it ;). I'm glad that everything went smooth though.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Niamak on October 02, 2014, 08:15:52 AM: No ruskies in family so all is good
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Gimper on October 02, 2014, 08:26:24 AM: Quote from: blasma khan on October 01, 2014, 11:55:54 PM
So I leave a faction as an ex-leader and must be a leader of another one? No, you have no wisdom!
What I'm saying is, you stated that your leadership was taken as a reason that you quit the faction. So, unless they're making you a leader over there, then why even mention that as an argument?

Quote from: Niamak on October 02, 2014, 08:15:52 AM
No ruskies in family so all is good
Of course there are! They DO speak fine English though, so it's all good.
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: hell on October 02, 2014, 09:04:26 AM: Quote from: maszrum on October 02, 2014, 03:54:01 AM
Comon leave guy alone. His friends are playing in other faction, enough explanation. However its kinda disapoining by Hawks to join biggest faction instead help keep balance on server.

I understand lack of PvP action for active player might be frustrating. Yesterday We were looking for one guy to start timer for 30minutes! Everyone was scared to go :)

Hawks are not able to restore balance what so ever.
We have like 3 guys and glumer plays once a week.
It would be nice to update that thread about gangs in which faction.
I swear i saw you running in family faction ?
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: blasma khan on October 02, 2014, 10:41:33 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/Vz6hftU.png)

Also

inb4popcorngifs
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Deathproof on October 02, 2014, 10:46:04 AM: (http://uppix.com/f-777542d65200017bb38.png) (http://uppix.com/)
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: Gimper on October 02, 2014, 12:27:21 PM: Quote from: blasma khan on October 02, 2014, 10:41:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Vz6hftU.png)

Also

inb4popcorngifs

You negro! Now it's not even fun. >:(
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: rickroy on October 02, 2014, 12:59:09 PM: Quote from: Deathproof on October 02, 2014, 10:46:04 AM
(http://uppix.com/f-777542d65200017bb38.png) (http://uppix.com/)

LOL This one made me laugh pretty hard. Miss u Blasma <3
Title: Re: Blasma's ode to Oldspiceguy2.0
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on October 03, 2014, 11:21:06 AM: Ballsma is confirmed Asian