^^ So, STAUGLIER logs on to MK I to complain about our numbers... again. Lets see what fight he was complaining about...
Junkman and TWAT are taking Junk Canyon, Junkman is sneaker build, TWAT never rerolls so he is large-squad pvp build.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Courier suit up.
they rush the crap out of TWAT, staugler barely gets healed by courier... lahdeedaw.. They win the fight! hurrah. 2v2.. +1 win for lawyers.
they KNOW there are always more vtech.. more are inbound. there is a sewer entrance in Maryland, one zone to the EAST, but STALKER is COCKY and goes into the occupied Adam's School.. where HE separates HIMSELF from Courier.. runs into me, shuts the door, and proceeds to 1v1-only thought in his mind being 'Ripper OP!', dies in seconds to VanCarnY's Cattleprod on his Metal Armor Mk II. Courier sees that there is no helping Stalker, runs and i think is eventually taken down by Teela and Damage while I guard stakluer's corpse in hopes that Courier too will fall to my melee in his attempt to regain stalker's gear or resuscitate him....
long story short.. when stalker win's a 2v2 (regardless of the outmatched build/gear) it's because he is TEHSHITBALLZ, not because Courier is a hero..
seconds later, stalker walks into his favorite situation, a 1v1 vs an unknown tech... a degenerate, if you will.
seconds later... falls on his face.
minutes later (after he's done crying on his own or on Courier's shoulder) logs onto his VTECH character to complain "how many techs does it take to kill 2 lawyers"
logs off before collecting my answer.. ANSWER:
one, in the right place, at the right time, when STALKER's confidence level is at its peak, such that he does not escape through Maryland but walks into swarm infested territory and inevitably meets his doom, not to 6 techs, but to one.
sure there were my many friends behind me that SURELY would have wiped you off the core-map and reclaimed Junkman's, TWAT's, and my gear after your massive success in our defeat. but it turns out that 1v1 stalker isn't so O.P. when he fights against someone using a 1v1 build too. lil biotch. VanCarnY out.
P.S. in EVE online and in AOP there is a nerf to swarm.. it's called escaping with the winnings after you destroy what you can.. u failed in this my friend